SketchCo. Industries
The amazing new corporation is outperforming in every region beyond even
its CEO’s wildest dreams! In the first quarter, sales SketchCo were up
a whopping 350%, countering our predictions of 250%! The launch of our
All New Amazing U-Pierce 2000 Home Body Piercing System has put SketchCo
on the map. Call now to order 1-800-U-PIERCE. Because of SketchCo’s
unparalleled success, the government has created a new tax bracket
especially for us!The first annual shareholders meeting was a smashing success, and many
new investors joined the SketchCo family. Our original founders are:1. Barb Sketch, C.E.O.
2. Sarah Sketch, C.O.O.
3. Gabby Resch, C.F.O.
4. Erin Shaw, Human Resources
5. Katrina McGee, Propaganda and Communications
6. Alex Vonbun, SketchCo East Division Manager
7. Molly Crealock, SketchCo European Division Manager
8. Jo McFetridge, SketchCo Far East Division Manager
9. Anne-Marie Bennett, SketchCoVancouver Island Division Manager
10. Andrew Newman, Political Relations
11. Tobias VanVeen, SketchCo Conference Co-ordinator
12. John Anderson, Office Manager
13. Lyndsay Poaps, Secretary
14. Anita Parti, Legal Services